An odd phone call
Posted this on a cycling forum I'm on (forums.teamestrogen.com) . Thought others might find this humorous :)
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I received a phone call today while watching TV with my husband and it was someone looking for Melody Bliss. After respond "this is her" the person then went "oh, I must have the wrong number." I think "huh?" and go "Who are you looking for?" She of course responds "Melody Bliss".
I once again tell her "Well this is Melody Bliss". She paused for a moment and then asked me "What are your rates?"
Rates? huh? I thought... then I remembered something.
For those that don't know my name just happens to *also* be the name of a porn star. I first discovered this when I tried googling my name to see what showed up and that was the first thing.
So, remembering this I asked the woman on the phone "Are you looking for Melody Bliss the porn star?" to which she responds with an affirmative. I inform her that I was not that Melody Bliss and we get a good laugh out of it. But, the fun doesn't stop there.
She proceeds to ask me if I look anything like the porn star and if so she's authorized to offer a fairly hefty sum per scene. I'm fairly well discombobulated at this point and laugh. I respond with a "no" and tell her to have a nice night and hangup.
The funniest part, in my opinion, however is the look of incredulity coming from my husband who's sitting to the left of me the whole time listening in.
Mel
--- 8<>8 ---
I received a phone call today while watching TV with my husband and it was someone looking for Melody Bliss. After respond "this is her" the person then went "oh, I must have the wrong number." I think "huh?" and go "Who are you looking for?" She of course responds "Melody Bliss".
I once again tell her "Well this is Melody Bliss". She paused for a moment and then asked me "What are your rates?"
Rates? huh? I thought... then I remembered something.
For those that don't know my name just happens to *also* be the name of a porn star. I first discovered this when I tried googling my name to see what showed up and that was the first thing.
So, remembering this I asked the woman on the phone "Are you looking for Melody Bliss the porn star?" to which she responds with an affirmative. I inform her that I was not that Melody Bliss and we get a good laugh out of it. But, the fun doesn't stop there.
She proceeds to ask me if I look anything like the porn star and if so she's authorized to offer a fairly hefty sum per scene. I'm fairly well discombobulated at this point and laugh. I respond with a "no" and tell her to have a nice night and hangup.
The funniest part, in my opinion, however is the look of incredulity coming from my husband who's sitting to the left of me the whole time listening in.
Mel
posted by Melody Bliss at 22:49
2 Comments:
You're famous, baby!
She paused for a moment and then asked me "What are your rates?"
Rates? huh? I thought... then I remembered something.
You might not be able to make it at pr0n, but knowing your computer skills I'm sure you could give some good tech support at high rates... :)
"Your hard drive ill, baby? Let me make it allll better. Let me click your start menu. You like that? I'll click it again? Oh yeah, I'll even open your control panel..."
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